What's coming to www.GoatsOnline.com

We have a great assortment of perfect gifts for your favorite goat.

- Goat Footwear: Choose from a variety of styles including Running Shoes,
Hiking Boots, Evening Wear, Walking Shoes, Rubber Boots and Slippers.
(all pairs of shoes include 4 shoes and come in 3 sizes SM, M & L )

 - Goat Clothing: Seasonal clothing includes Arobics outfits, Sweat Suits, Bathing Suits, Evening Wear, 3 Piece Suits (with velcro to stay on), Business Clothing, Party Clothes and
Full Diving Wet Suits - good to 300ft includes 4 booties and 4 flippers.

Thanks again for visiting www.goatsonline.com. We believe we are the leaders in the business of providing much needed clothing and accessories for farm goats. Personally I find they are much more presentable when dressed to go or just for show.

-We are currently looking for people willing to provide initial investment capital with a guarantee no return on thier investment.
-Our initial capital investment will provide new clothing and transportation for the 12 goats on the board of directors as well as grain and fresh good quality hay for thier buddies.
-Each of the 12 directors of the company will require bridge capital to get haircuts and peticures.
-All investors interested in pursuing this incredible opportunity please send a note with a goat or email us a cheque.

Thanks Kindly for your interest,

Sincerely 
Stinky

GoatsOnline.com Features Clothing, Footware & Accessories for Goats. Our latest releases are the SuperGoat DC-32g for Special Evenings, Proms, Birthday parties or Professional events. I know 2 Pygmys that wear the DC-32g to work everyday and have given them a number one rating. The DC-32g is now available in 3 Colors and a Hairy version. 

Look to our Other Animals section to view IronHeart the 6 Legged llama. Iron heart was born to normal 4 legged Llamas. Due to overwhelming response IronHeart is no longer taking people for rides. His Chiropractor has suggested he take some time out to smell the other Llamas.