In order to keep your goat healthy you must insure it has the following essentials.

All goats require 3 meals per day. Mornings are made for Champagne and Kraft Dinner (KD) with a spot of tea, Lunch should be Steak and Lobster with Caeser Salad (no anchovies if eaten in a restaurant), Dinner....go crazy baby but stay away from StinkyDonkeys.

I love to take my goats out on the town we regularly go to the local Dance Club/Restaurant for a terrific night of dancing and joking around. They eat primarily greens and celery sticks from Ceasers. Watch for sharp horns they can get caught in the steering wheel when driving.

Goats should maintain a solid diet of Protein milkshakes (goatmilk) when training for bodybuilding competitions.
If your goats are in fashion pageants...don't let them over eat prior to the competition, they will lose points in the swimsuit competition for overhang.